// 01jokes.compile()
Jokes that compile
Every design is written by people who've debugged prod at 2am. No generic stock humor.
✓ 0 stock jokes
✦ works on my machine
✦ printed to order
✦ it's not a bug, it's a feature
✦ 30-day quality guarantee
✦ git commit -m "new shirt"
✦ ships with tracking
// shop by type
Shop all →Pick your stack
Six ways to dress like you ship to prod.
Your favorite dev shirts
Premium tees, printed to order. Zero overproduction, zero tech debt.
// small business, big peace of mind
Made by devs, for devs
// 02print --on-demand
Printed to order
Each tee is printed when you order it. No overproduction, no landfill guilt.
✓ 0 overproduction
// 03hotfix --free
30-day quality guarantee
Misprint, faulty shirt or damage in transit? We'll send a new one free. No return needed.
✓ 30 days to report
FAQ
Answers, no ticket required.
How does sizing work?
Unisex fit, true to size. Size up one for a relaxed, oversized look. Every product page has a size chart.
When will my order ship?
Each shirt is printed to order, usually within 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking.
What if something's wrong?
Misprint, a faulty shirt or damage in transit: send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement. No need to return it. We can't replace a shirt ordered in the wrong size, so check the size chart first.
Who makes these?
A small team of developers and data people who think a good joke beats a status meeting.