The Opening Night Panda Shirt ships the joke your standup has been missing, printed on a soft 100% cotton tee. We print it only after you order: zero overproduction, zero tech debt.
Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717 in the US, UK, Canada, Australia and worldwide, and on a Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 in the EU.
100% ring-spun cotton with a direct-to-garment print that stays soft and flexible.
Unisex fit, and the Comfort Colors cut runs relaxed, so check the size chart before you order.
Covered by our 30-day quality guarantee: a faulty print or garment gets a free replacement, no return needed.
Size & fit
Unisex fit, true to size. Size up one for an oversized look. Full fit guide ↓
Our guarantee
Bad print or faulty shirt? We'll send a free replacement within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. Wrong-size orders aren't covered. How it works ↓
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Same fit and size chart in every color
// why comfort colors 1717
The tee that already feels like your favorite.
Every design is printed on the same Comfort Colors® 1717 blank: a heavyweight cotton tee dyed after it's sewn.
Heavyweight, still soft.
6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton.
Dyed after it's sewn.
Garment dyeing gives the soft, slightly faded color Comfort Colors® is known for.
Cut with room.
Relaxed through the chest and body. The fit guide below has exact numbers.
// a little help with the fit
Find your size before you commit.
Grab a tee you already love and compare it with the chart. Unisex fit, true to size. Size up one for an oversized look.
Lay your favorite tee flat.
Measure straight across, armpit to armpit (A).
Measure the length.
From the shoulder next to the collar down to the hem (B).
Match it to the chart.
Pick the closest size. Between two? Go up for room, down for a closer fit.
Opening Night Panda Shirt is printed on this exact Comfort Colors® 1717 cut.
CC1717 garment measurements
Size
Chest (A)
Length (B)
S
18.25″46.4 cm
26.6″67.6 cm
M
20.25″51.4 cm
28″71.1 cm
L
22″55.9 cm
29.4″74.7 cm
XL
24″61.0 cm
30.75″78.1 cm
2XL
26″66.0 cm
31.6″80.3 cm
3XL
27.75″70.5 cm
32.5″82.6 cm
4XL
29.75″75.6 cm
33.5″85.1 cm
Made to order, so please check the size chart before you buy. Bad print? We'll replace it free.
Store reviews from Trustpilot. These customers reviewed earlier orders from our store; these are not reviews of this specific product. “…” marks where we shortened.
★★★★★
“New favorite shirt”
“Great product, good quality, hasn’t faded or shrunken. … Will definitely shop again.”
★★★★★
“These shirts make me smile every time”
“These shirts make me smile every time I wear them. Fit was perfect, shirts are good quality and have been through the washer/dryer a few times with no issues. …”
★★★★★
“We love the T-shirts”
“We love the T-shirts. Great quality and witty designs. Getting lots of comments about them at work. Will definitely buy more”
★★★★★
“Shirt is great quality”
“Shirt is great quality, get lots of compliments, and is overall very comfortable. Purchase process was easy too.”
★★★★★
“Many humorous designs”
“An impressive amount of IT related designs. They arrived within a week of ordering. … Great and personal service.”
★★★★★
“Excellent customer service”
“… They handled my delayed delivery with patience, competence, courtesy and with tremendous satisfaction. I would highly recommend this company for all e-commerce purchases.”
We ship to 230 countries from the US. Free shipping on 3+ shirts (orders over $85). Smaller orders pay a flat rate shown at checkout. Outside the US, import taxes or duties may be due on delivery.
When will my order ship?
Each shirt is printed to order, usually within 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking.
Is it a women's or unisex fit?
It's a unisex cut, relaxed through the body. Lay a tee you already like flat and compare it with the chart above to pick your size.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry, and don't iron the print. In short: no hot reloads.
Can I send it as a gift?
Yes. Enter their address at checkout and we'll ship it straight to them. Double-check their size on the chart, since we can't replace a shirt ordered in the wrong size.
What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement. No need to send the original back.
Who makes these?
A small team of developers and data people who think a good joke beats a status meeting.
