What are
Data Scientist Tees?
Data scientist tees are t-shirts about the modeling life: notebooks that only run in order, features that leak, models that were fine in validation, and stakeholders who wanted a number not a confidence interval. Printed on ringspun 240gsm cotton, preshrunk.
- Data scientistsNotebooks and confidence intervals
- ML practitionersTraining, tuning, and explaining
- Research engineersWhere the papers meet reality
- Analytics teamsAnswering the question behind the question
- Gift shoppersBuying for someone with strong opinions about p-values
Data Scientist Tees
Most of the job is not modeling. It is cleaning, explaining why the number moved, and resisting the request to just make the line go up. These designs are about that reality.
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For the wider data range, <a href="/collections/data-analyst">Data Analyst</a> is the broad set, <a href="/collections/data-engineer-tees">Data Engineer Tees</a> covers pipelines, and <a href="/collections/ml-engineer-tees">ML Engineer Tees</a> covers productionizing models.
Every design is printed on ringspun 240gsm cotton and preshrunk, so your size on Monday is still your size after a Friday wash. We print what we would wear to standup ourselves. If a joke does not land with someone who actually does the job, it does not make the collection.
These also make a straightforward gift. You do not need to know their exact stack to land a joke that works. Pick the design, choose the size once, and you are done.
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- What are data scientist shirts?
- Data scientist shirts are t-shirts printed with humor about modeling, statistics, and analysis: notebook chaos, overfitting, feature leakage, and translating results for non-technical stakeholders.
- How are these different from ML engineer tees?
- Data scientist designs lean toward analysis and modeling. ML engineer designs lean toward getting models into production and keeping them there.
- Do these work as a gift?
- Yes. A joke about a model that worked in validation lands with anyone who has shipped one, regardless of their framework.
- What fabric are these printed on?
- Most tees use ringspun 240gsm cotton, preshrunk so the fit stays consistent after washing. Sweatshirts use a heavier midweight blend. Prints are made to survive repeated washes without cracking or fading quickly.
- How much is shipping?
- Shipping is free on orders of three or more shirts. Smaller orders ship at a flat rate. Most orders are printed and dispatched within a few business days, then delivered by your local carrier.