Fall 2026
git commit -m "fixed it" shirt
fixing horrors in prod shirt
ctrl z worked in real life
i love meetings that could have been an email shirt
Cloud platform weapon shirt
man i love fork git shirt
merge conflicts are my villain origin story skeleton shirt
sudo shirt
shipping dad jokes without QA
let's just roll back
i commit bug periodically shirt
The Deployment Skull shirt
the big merge theory shirt
IT Professional nutrition facts shirt
^c shirt
sudo rm rf shirt
ship it. let god sort it out. skeleton shirt
now I pray to the staging gods shirt
professional ticket creator shirt
human inside shirt
developer pushing late at night shirt
can we test it on prod shirt
works locally failed globally shirt
coffee mug fueling deployments since 1992 shirt
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comment it out shirt
I am older than the internet shirt
agile sucks shirt
Breaking Prod on a friday shirt
